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JULY 16, 2025 | DAVID PLAHM

Laugh Out Loud!

Laugh Out Loud!

SUMMARY

Date
07-16-25
Title
Laugh Out Loud!
Topic

A sprawling love poem disguised as a domestic comedy about garlic and grilling, using the phrase "Iron Will" as a springboard to explore how civilization's grand narratives shrink, beautifully, to the scale of a shared kitchen—two people cutting vegetables, seasoning chicken, and building a pantheon out of Friday night cookouts and complementary temperaments.

Summary

This is one of Plahm’s most tonally ambitious poems, opening with mock-epic grandeur (“In the pantheon of history, / The will of man, / The substance of woman”) then deliberately deflating it to “Spicy hot croutons / And garlic added to my oil.” The bathetic descent is the poem’s thesis: real life is not the pantheon of civilization but the pantheon of the kitchen, and it is no less sacred for being domestic. The poem’s structure mirrors a rambling Friday evening conversation—it wanders from Larry the Cable Guy to jalapeños to holly boughs to charcoal grills, mimicking the associative drift of a mind happily unguarded in the presence of someone it loves. The complementary-opposites section (“If you’re reverent… / I’m irreverent”) and the weekday-knowledge conceit (“I know nothing on Monday / You know nothing on Wednesday / We manage to know / Everything / On Friday”) are among Plahm’s most charming formulations of partnership as collaborative intelligence. But the poem’s emotional depth is hidden in its final third. The single-word-per-line passage about the apron, the halo, and the sorrow is a sudden tonal plunge—the speaker has been performing lightness, and these lines reveal what the performance costs. “The word… / I have never spoken / Echoes / Softly / In these words” is the poem’s most haunting admission: the love is expressed entirely through garlic and grills and Friday night gatherings because the direct word—love itself—cannot be spoken aloud. The closing image, “My / Myth / Is / Glass,” reframes the entire poem: what seemed like playful transparency was vulnerability all along. The dedication to “Brother Doug” anchors the poem in specific relationship, suggesting the poem’s wisdom about partnership was learned, at least in part, from watching someone else’s.

JULY 16, 2025 | DAVID PLAHM

Laugh Out Loud!

Laugh Out Loud!

MAXIMS

Date
07-16-25
Title
Laugh Out Loud!
Maxims
""I know nothing on Monday, you know nothing on Wednesday—we manage to know everything on Friday.""
""The word I have never spoken echoes softly in these words.""
""My myth is glass—not a mirror. I see you, as you see me. Transparency.""
JULY 16, 2025 | DAVID PLAHM

Laugh Out Loud!

Laugh Out Loud!

RATING

Date
07-16-25
Title
Laugh Out Loud!
Rating
★★★★☆
8

A generous, warm-hearted poem that manages the difficult trick of being funny and profound simultaneously—though it earns its profundity precisely by not reaching for it. The 23 likes feel right for a poem whose pleasures are cumulative rather than immediately striking; it’s a slow-burner that reveals its emotional architecture only on rereading. The mock-epic structure is the poem’s cleverest device: by invoking “the pantheon of history” only to redirect it toward garlic and cutting boards, Plahm argues that domestic love is civilization’s actual engine, not its consolation prize. The complementary-opposites riff is genuinely funny and structurally tight, building a case for partnership as productive disagreement rather than merger. The Larry the Cable Guy reference is a characteristically Plahm move—high and low culture smashed together without apology, insisting that folk wisdom and poetic wisdom drink from the same well. The poem’s hidden power is its tonal shift in the final third, where single-word-per-line stanzas slow the reader to a crawl and reveal that beneath the breezy cooking metaphors, the speaker carries grief (“The / Halo / And / The / Sorrow, / I’ve / worn”) and an inability to say the word that animates everything. This structural reveal—comedy concealing elegy—is sophisticated and moving. Minor weaknesses: the poem’s length invites occasional drift, and some passages feel more like thinking-aloud than finished poetry. The “Git’er done” section, while thematically apt, risks losing readers less familiar with or charmed by the reference. But as a portrait of love expressed through shared meals rather than shared declarations, the poem is both delightful and quietly devastating.

Laugh Out Loud!

Laugh Out Loud!

My dear, dear, dear—
Dear garlic lover.

My missives are grounded
In day-to-day
Observations,
Thoughts,
And interactions.

This one started with something I heard…
Iron Will
And was influenced by your gift
Of Garlic.

How simplicity
Becomes complex.

Iron Will & Garlic
(A Domestic Myth, Seasoned with You)

In the pantheon of history,
The will of man,
The substance of woman—
Have carried civilization forward.

An engine of push & pull.
Give & take.
Understanding & love.
Guidance & guidelines
History crashing—
Or ascending.

In the pantheon of my life
It comes down to
Spicy hot croutons
And garlic added to my oil
When I fry my sliced and diced
Chicken breast.

In the pantheon of Your life
My Lady…
What
Does it come down to?

Spicy jalapeños?
Jasmine rice and Japanese hot sauce?
Ahh,
Will vs. Substance?
Reverence and seduction’s dance.

Not a competition.
Complementary
Two views
One table
Our bed
Our haven
Personally shared.

Git’er done,
Said by a guy.
Git’er done,
Said by a woman.

I think Larry…
The Cable Guy—
Would call it
Even Steven!

If you’re reverent…
I’m irreverent.
If you’re irreverent…
I’d love to be irreverent.
Enjoying the interplay.

If you’re wise,
I’m guessing.
If you’re right,
I know I need to
Examine.
And—
Vice versa.

I know nothing on Monday
You know nothing on Wednesday.
We manage to know
Everything
On Friday.

United.

Only the best
In life
For the weekend.

Where are those damn kids?
Get ’em in here.
Let’s be—
Together.

Holly boughs!
We’ll have fun.
What a joy!

Our pantheon…
A Family.
United.
Sharing.

The grill, the smell of charcoal—
It’s lit. Steaks and burgers and hot dogs.
Sizzling hot, playful laughter all around.
My iron will simply melts.
When your…
Sensitivity envelopes us.

Gosh almighty…
Your pantheon—
It lifts my soul.

I can only hope it’s
A flight of fantasy
For you,
As well
As me.
A simple shared dream
A grill and a happy memory.
A grill and laughter from all.

I need to…
Recalibrate—
From time to time
Relax
And just
Hug
You
Love
You.

And believe
In the pantheon
The cathedral
Of respect—
The esteem
The treasure—
We’ve built
For each other.

Can I cut the veggies?
Pass me the
Cutting board,
My Lady.

Every slice…
A piece of our life
A future.

Damn.
It’s Friday.
Thank God!

It’s us—
Our
Iron Will-
With a touch of garlic—
Reality’s spice.

My dear, dear, dear
Dear garlic lover.

I am charmed
By your delight.

And your
Precious kiss
Of spicy
Excitement.

My life?
Inextricably
Linked
To
Yours.

She
Will
Never
Know
I
Wear
An apron,
The
Halo
And
The
Sorrow,
I’ve
worn

I
Live
Dripping
in
Tension,

With
Life
and
Arms
of
Warmth,
Love,
of
Abundance
for
Sustenance.

My life…
Yours.

The word…
I have never spoken
Echoes
Softly
In these words.

Pantheons and garlic
I live
In those realms.

I choose.
To be there.
It’s imperative
To be—
With you.

Has it
Ever
Been enough?
Not in
This
Life.

My
Myth
Is
Glass.

But not a mirror,
I see you.
As you
See me.

Our
Pantheon—

Seen
Through
Transparency.

Thank you
Brother Doug.

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