
Perfectly Upside Down
I present her— Two envelopes. One with this
A comic confession about printing a love poem upside down—and then choosing to frame it that way—that spirals into a meditation on perfectionism, imperfection, the Möbius strip of devotion, and the discovery that love, like the misprinted card, is borderless precisely because it refuses to stay right-side up.
This poem begins as a slapstick anecdote and ends as a philosophy of love, and the journey between those two points is quintessential Plahm. The setup is meticulous in its irony: a catalog of perfections (perfect card, perfect sentiment, perfect paper, perfect envelope, perfect printer, perfect ink) builds with the rhythmic insistence of a man who has invested his entire self-worth in getting this one thing right. The word “perfect” appears so many times it becomes incantatory, almost obsessive—the reader can feel the speaker’s hands trembling over copier paper, the paper cuts accumulating as badges of devotion. Then the punchline: “Ha haa— / It’s upside down. / Perfect.” The single word “Perfect” standing alone after the revelation is the poem’s comic masterpiece—it functions simultaneously as sarcasm, acceptance, and genuine philosophical realization. The upside-down card becomes the poem’s central metaphor: love that is technically wrong but emotionally complete. The decision to frame it “just as it is” rather than reprinting is the poem’s ethical stance—imperfection, once accepted, becomes its own form of perfection. The Möbius strip reference is structurally apt: a surface with no inside or outside, where imperfection and acceptance are the same continuous plane. The “Devotion’s Flip” micro-poem embedded within the poem is a poem-within-a-poem, a compressed haiku-like summary that mirrors the folded card itself. The “borderless” thread weaves through the second half with increasing philosophical weight—from a question about vocabulary to a description of love that “goes past every edge we see.” The culinary interlude (“Fry me in butter, / Flip me over”) is vintage Plahm absurdism, connecting the upside-down card to a pancake, the speaker to something being cooked by love’s heat. The closing exhaustion—”I just— / Love You”—is the em-dash doing its best work: the sentence can’t finish because the feeling exceeds the grammar. A poem about failure that succeeds completely.
One of Plahm’s most delightful poems—a piece that transforms a printing mishap into a sustained meditation on perfectionism, acceptance, and the nature of borderless love. The comic engine is beautifully constructed: the relentless accumulation of “perfect” creates a tower of expectation so tall that when it topples (“It’s upside down”), the reader falls with it into laughter and recognition. The decision to frame the card as-is rather than reprint it is the poem’s emotional thesis delivered through action rather than statement—a man who has spent dozens of poems reaching for the Muse here chooses to present his reaching, flaws and all, as the gift itself. The Möbius strip reference is the poem’s most intellectually satisfying moment, compressing the entire argument into a single geometric image: imperfection and acceptance are not opposites but a continuous surface. The embedded “Devotion’s Flip” micro-poem is a clever structural device—a poem folded inside a poem, mirroring the card folded inside an envelope. The “borderless” thread gives the second half its philosophical spine, evolving from a vocabulary curiosity into a genuine definition of love. The culinary aside (frying in butter, getting burnt) is a comic relief valve that prevents the philosophy from becoming ponderous, and the closing exhaustion is perfectly judged—the speaker has talked himself into a circle and can only stop with the simplest possible declaration. Where the poem risks losing readers is in its length and its digressive energy; the second half revisits ideas the first half has already landed, and some passages (“It’s getting confusing. / Hahaa / Time for another day”) read as process rather than product. But the digressions are themselves the argument: love is messy, recursive, imperfect, and borderless—just like this poem. The closing image—standing on the sidelines witnessing beauty—returns the speaker to his characteristic posture of awed observation, now enriched by the upside-down wisdom that imperfection is the truest frame.
I present her—
Two envelopes.
One with this poem.
The second with “I am the Lonely Dracula” fully illustrated.
Open this one first—
it tells the story of the second one
after the fact of its creation.
An immortal creature of Nocturnalism.
(I just made that word up.)
I was wondering
how the word
“borderless”
is related to life.
I think I found
a roundabout,
limited answer.
My life is sometimes…
Perfectly Upside Down
I write the perfect card
With the perfect sentiment
With the perfect artwork
With the perfect love—
I feel.
I buy the perfect paper
The perfect envelope
The perfect printer
The perfect ink
For a folded—
love poem
I print the perfect
Front and back page
I flip it over,
Print the perfect
Inside spread,
To demonstrate my—
Incredible
Perfect skill.
I fold it
Perfectly in half.
(So much practice
with pieces of copier paper,
the paper cuts I’ve enjoyed.)
My total and utter
Devotion is…
Perfect.
I read the front page
It is perfect
I open
The poem
To the center spread
It’s so—
Important.
Ha haa—
It’s upside down.
Perfect.
“Devotion’s Flip
Ink flows, heart unfolds—
Perfect words, perfect fold.
Center: world inverted.
Ha! Love laughs last.”
Brilliant Work!
I say, with a wink and a smile…
I carefully frame it—
Right side up?
Nah, just as it is.
With much love,
borderless actually—
to You.
Goodness,
I had to revise this simple poem
And try to make it perfect.
Silly me.
How perfect
Can I be?
You? Perfectly you.
Framed forever
In my heart.
But…maybe,
upside down.
That Möbius strip
of imperfection
and acceptance.
Where every flaw
flows back
to devotion.
Love you.
Can love be—
borderless?
Fry me in butter,
Flip me over.
Crisp me up.
Uh oh
I’m burnt.
It’s getting confusing.
Hahaa
Time for another day
Frame this one.
With you
in my heart,
borderless,
my love,
forever.
Did I find
What I was looking for?
Most perfectly so.
I love,
your perfections,
and imperfections.
After all,
Love
laughs last.
Because,
it’s borderless
love goes past
every edge we see.
I’m exhausted,
I just—
Love You
How beautiful are you?
I can only stand on the sidelines
And witness
That fact.




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