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SEPTEMBER 6, 2025 | DAVID PLAHM

Lady Slicker the Kicker

Lady Slicker the Kicker

SUMMARY

Date
09-06-25
Title
Lady Slicker the Kicker
Topic

A rhythmic, sports-infused declaration of love that transforms the body into athletic instruments—heart as spade, chest as drum, breath as flame, foot as hammer—all working in concert to score devotion "straight through the uprights."

Summary

Plahm delivers a high-energy love poem dressed in football imagery, yet the game is anything but casual: “My love’s no game.” The opening metaphor—”My heart’s a spade / it digs, digs, digs”—establishes both the card-playing resonance and the excavation of devotion. The poem’s structure mimics a stadium chant, with triplet repetitions (“digs deep, digs deep, digs deep” / “thumps loud, thumps loud, thumps loud”) building rhythmic momentum toward the refrain: “For you. / For you. / For you!” The body becomes a symphony of athletic effort—spade, drum, flame, hammer—each metaphor intensifying the physical commitment love demands. The address to “Lady Slicker the Kicker” personifies the beloved as both player and legend: “love and power, / victory and ache, / triumph and break.” The plea “Drop kick me— / where it counts, / where it matters” inverts the power dynamic, asking to be launched toward transcendence. The note offering an alternative masculine title (“Dicker the Kicker”) signals playful universality, ensuring the anthem belongs to any devotion.

SEPTEMBER 6, 2025 | DAVID PLAHM

Lady Slicker the Kicker

Lady Slicker the Kicker

MAXIMS

Date
09-06-25
Title
Lady Slicker the Kicker
Maxims
""My love's no game—I dig deep, I thump loud, I burn bright, I pound hard.""
""Send me soaring, straight through the uprights, loft my heart to heaven.""
""Lady Slicker—legendary figure of love and power, victory and ache, triumph and break.""
SEPTEMBER 6, 2025 | DAVID PLAHM

Lady Slicker the Kicker

Lady Slicker the Kicker

RATING

Date
09-06-25
Title
Lady Slicker the Kicker
Rating
★★★★☆
8

An exuberant, percussive love poem that uses athletic imagery to capture devotion’s physical intensity. The triplet repetitions create genuine rhythmic propulsion—reading it aloud feels like a stadium chant building toward the roar. The metaphor sequence (spade, drum, flame, hammer) escalates cleverly, each body part transformed into an instrument of effort. “Lady Slicker the Kicker” as both title and addressee gives the poem mythic swagger, while the vulnerability of “Drop kick me— / where it counts” balances bravado with surrender. The inclusion of an alternative masculine title is a charming touch that opens the poem to broader identification. Minor weakness: the relentless triplet structure occasionally tips toward predictability, and the poem’s energy depends heavily on performance—it reads better aloud than on the page. Still, as a declaration of full-bodied, no-holds-barred devotion, it scores the extra point.

Lady Slicker the Kicker

Lady Slicker the Kicker

My heart’s a spade
it digs, digs, digs
for you.

For you-
straight through the goalposts,
the anthem of my heart.

My heart’s a spade-
it digs deep, digs deep, digs deep
for you.

My chest’s a drum-
it thumps loud, thumps loud, thumps loud
for you.

My breath’s a flame-
it burns bright, burns bright, burns bright
for you.

My foot’s a hammer-
it pounds hard, pounds hard, pounds hard
the ground for you.

My Lady Slicker the Kicker-

My love’s no game-
I dig deep, I thump loud, I burn bright, I pound hard-
for you.

The anthem,
the roar,
of my heart.

For you.
For you.
For you!

Lady Slicker-
legendary figure of
love and power,
victory and ache,
triumph and break.

Drop kick me-
where it counts,
where it matters.

Send me soaring,
straight through the uprights,
loft my heart to heaven-

For you.
For you.
For you!

_____
Alternative title for Male instead of female: Dicker the Kicker

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